Alex. 19. TV.
the quickest way to my heart is through coconut, caramel, burritos, and well written female characters
you can’t be a bisexual if you’ve never dated a girl. all bisexuals must submit proof of dating history before becoming fully licensed and must be registered to continue practicing bisexuality. please renew your licence every 5 years to avoid reclassification as hetero- or homosexual and to remain eligible for our annual picnic and raffle.
and so commences day 3 of alex vs the espresso machine
why can’t my parents just have a coffee pot like normal people
blue is the warmest color … orange is the new black … the Lesbians are corrupting our innocent children’s favorite colors …
and here we have my two year old sister intently staring at alexander skarsgard for a good 2 minutes